Tuesday 21 March 2017

Lionel Messi Becomes First Player In History To Score 40 Goals In 8 Consecutive Seasons (Read)

Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi, has become the first ever player in football history, to score at least 40 goals for eight consecutive seasons.
The Argentine bagged a brace, as Luis Enrique’s men defeated 10-man Valencia 4-2 on Sunday in a La Liga fixture.
Messi scored his first from the penalty spot in the first half, before firing home inside the area from a Javier Mascherano pass.
“He’s broken all of the records and he will keep on breaking them. What a wonder to be able to enjoy him,” Enrique said after the match.
“His numbers are out of everyone’s reach. Messi’s numbers are impossible for anyone who is not him. We will miss them in the future.”
The win saw Barca move back to within two points of league leaders, Real Madrid.

Manchester United Announces Pre-Season Summer Tour Plans (Read)

Manchester United football club has announced they will be traveling to the United States for a preseason tour this summer, in which they will play five matches in five different cities.
Jose Mourinho’s side will travel to the U.S. for matches at cities such as Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, Santa Clara and Washington DC in the build-up to the 2017-18 Premier League season.
They are also expected to play some fixtures as part of the preseason International Champions Cup, ICC, tournament.
United’s Executive Vice-Chairman, Ed Woodward told club’s website, “Visiting North America will give the team the best possible preparation for the new season, using top-class training facilities and playing in some great stadiums.
“We have witnessed first-hand the passion and support for the club in the US in recent years, so naturally it is something that everybody is very much looking forward to this summer.”
Last summer the Red Devils were scheduled to play local rivals Manchester City in the ICC, but their match in Beijing was cancelled due to torrential rain in the Chinese capital.

My Husband Beats Me For Not Bearing Male Child, Wife Tells Court

A wife, Sayo Akomolafe, on Monday told Ikole-Ekiti Customary Court in Ekiti State that her husband beats her constantly for not having a male child.
She pleaded with the court to dissolve her marriage to her husband Segun Akomolafe due to neglect, lack of care and constant beating.
She said trouble started when her husband discovered that she was pregnant with a girl-child for the fifth time.
The plaintiff said her husband, who never beat her before, used her as punching bag because she could not give him a male child.
“I gave birth to my first child 13 years ago, but my husband started neglecting me and the children when I gave birth to the fifth girl-child.
“As a result, he married two other women and ever since they arrived, I have no peace again in the house”, she said.
She said the two wives also gave birth to female children.
Sayo added that she later gave birth to the sixth child – a boy- for the same man.
The defendant, a welder; denied constantly beating her, saying that trouble started when his wife discovered that he married other women.
The three-member panel of the court headed by Mrs Yemisi Ojo, however, told the husband that the chromosome released by man is what determines the sex of a child.
Ojo also ruled that the aggrieved parties and their families should go back home to deliberate on how to take care of the six children.
“The court is disposed to settlement outside court and this case being a fresh matter, parties are given the opportunity to deliberate on how take care of the children”, she said.
The court ordered that the defendant must not beat his wife again and adjourned the case till May 8, for report of settlement.

[Music] Wizkid – Fool For You

Almost four years after the snippet found its way online, Here is the full and official version for the song ” Fool For You” by Wizkid. The song is rumored to be on Wizzy’s “Sounds From The Other Side” album to be released this month.
Download “Wizkid – Fool For You” Below;

Monday 20 March 2017

[Audio + Video] Mayorkun – Sade

DMW star Mayorkun delivers a massive pop anthem titled “Sade”, as his first outing in 2017; after his contribution to “Prayer” alongside Davido.
Mayorkun was the ultimate Nigerian break-out artiste in 2016, winning the coveted “Rookie of the Year” award of the 2016 edition of the prestigious Headies award and was listed on MTV Africa’s 2017 List of New Artistes to Watch. The Masterkraft produced “Sade” joined his impressive discography with houses the smash “Eleko” and the Mr. Eazi aided ‘Love You Tire”.
The visual for the rich afro-pop/highlife fusion was shot by the award-winning Clarence Peters at the spectacular Kajuru Castle, Kaduna.
Download “Mayorkun – Sade” Below;

See The Pr*Stitute Who Uses Nylon Instead Of “C*ndom” To Have S*X Because She Feels Its Safer (Photos/Video)

A hooker in the Demoocratic Republic of Congo has found a very weird way to protect herself from sexually transmitted disease. She uses plastic nylon as contraceptive.
The hooker identified as Daniella Kasekwa from Goma, eastern Congo said she makes 40,000 francs a day from the business.
Kasekwa said she doesn’t use condom for sex and goes for nylon because she believes it protects her more from STDs and doesn’t disappoint.
She added that she’s very afraid to contract the deadly HIV/AIDS virus.



Gobe Re O! Man Shocked After Finding Out His Wife Was Having Séx With Their Pet Dog

A man has been given the shock of his life after finding out that his own wife has been having s*x with their pet dog.
A woman is being made to pay for her criminal act after her husband found out and later told the cops she filmed herself having s*x with their pet dog, a Labrador.
According to The Sun UK, Amanda McClammy, 32, is said to have sent her husband a vile video of herself having intercourse with the loveable family pooch while he was away.
“Amanda is clearly seen committing the act of bestiality,” police files say.
Her husband told officers about the footage when they were called to a domestic row between in Tempe, Arizona, USA where the woman worked.
She was arrested at work and reportedly admitted recording herself having intercourse with the dog.
The suspect then sent it by text to her husband when he was out of state.
She has been charged with one count of bestiality.

I Will Not Rest Until I Tackle Nigeria’s Challenges – President Buhari Promises

The President of Nigeria has pledged not to rest until he has tackled the challenges facing Nigeria and Nigerians.
President Muhammadu Buhari has told state governors in the country that he will not rest until he has addressed the challenges facing the country.
According to DailySun, Buhari said this on Thursday when he turned down an advice by the state governors for him to take more rest.
A statement by his Shehu Garba, the president’s senior special assistant on media and publicity, said President Buhari turned down the advice of the governors at a meeting of the National Economic Council (NEC) at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
The statement quoted Buhari as saying: “I will not rest until I address those issues that affect our people. One of these basic things is the issue of salaries.
“It is most important that workers are able to feed their families, pay rent and school fees, then other things can follow.”
He commended the governors for not considering political affiliations in their goodwill messages and prayers for him while he was away from the country.
Interestingly, many Nigerians who reacted urged the president to heed the advice of the governors while others said they would continue to pray for him.

“I Slept With My Lecturer To Pass, But He Failed Me” – Female Student Cries

A female undergraduate, who is struggling to graduate, over her inability to pass one course, succumbed to her lecturer’s s*xual and even went as far as sleeping with him without protection. She still failed the course sha.


See her story below;

Ladies: See The 5 Ways To Effectively Clean Your Vàgina After Sèx To Prevent Diseases

Cleaning your honeypot immediately after a pleasure session is very important for ladies to avoid Sexually Transmitted Infections and other sort of irritations.
When you think of the times that you feel the most relaxed and happy, the blissed-out buzz you get after an climax ranks right up there with a deep tissue massage. But what you choose to do while buzzed impacts your v*gina.
“When the v*ginal tissues have been lubricated, swollen, and rubbed against during intercourse, it changes how that tissue reacts to the environment.
Primarily, you run a much greater risk of infection,” says Kansas-based gynaecologist, Dr. Leslie Page
Here, we break down the stuff you should never, ever do after s*x if you want to keep your v**ina happy:
(1) Don’t forget to pee
During s*x, bacteria can get pushed into your bladder. “This can result in post-intercourse bladder infections,” says an obstetrics gynaecologist, Dr. Robert Wool, M.D.
“You can have some snuggle time, just empty your bladder within one hour of having s*x.”
Then, wipe from front to back to avoid spreading fecal matter from your anus to the v*gina.
“Due to swelling and micro-abrasions that can occur during s*xual intercourse, your vulva and vaginal skin are particularly tender and prone to infection,” says Page.
(2) Don’t use soap to wash your v*gina
Some women might feel the urge to wash the v*gina with soap after s*x, but that’s really unnecessary. Not only might you have an allergic reaction if your post-s*x skin reacts differently to the harsh chemicals in cleansers, but “using soap can lead to v*ginal irritation and dryness,” Wool says.
“The v*gina is a self-cleaning organ, and needs to be treated very, very gently — if you wouldn’t put it in your mouth, you shouldn’t put it in or around your v*gina,” Page says. If you want to take a post-s*x shower, use plain water to rinse off.
(3) Don’t sleep in your nylon underwear
Cotton lingerie is okay because it’s breathable, but nylon, rayon, or polyester undies are a no-no.
“After s*x, your skin tends to be warm and damp, thanks to perspiration, v*ginal secretions, and semen,” Page says.
“As such, synthetic underwear traps the moisture and you run the risk of a yeast infection,” Wool says. “The v*gina likes to breathe.” So, go unclad or stick to cotton pants after s*x.
(4) Don’t swim in a hot bath tub
Getting your bubbles on sounds like the perfect after-s*x activity, but it’s bad news.
“When your vulva swells in response to s*xual stimulation, it reveals the opening of the v*gina, which means you have a greater chance of infection,” Page says.
If you’re in a hot tub with your partner, that means you’re exposed to the bacteria on his skin and anus. Also, extensive water exposure reduces the efficiency of your skin’s antimicrobial barrier, she says.
(5) Don’t use flushable wet wipes
If you’re sensitive to chemicals like alcohol, glycerin, scents, and certain oils, using a flushable wet wipe after s*x can cause irritation, since you’re more susceptible to skin issues after s*x, says Page.
The signs include redness, swelling, itching, and tenderness. If you’re set on cleaning up with something other than toilet paper, try doing your own wipe with warm water and vinegar, says Page.
Mix one teaspoon of vinegar with a quart of water, pour some on to a wash cloth and wipe your vulva over the toilet, and then pat dry, she says.
“The vinegar is mildly cleansing and helps maintain the skin’s natural acidity,” says Page.
The bottom line: You have only one v*gina, treat it gently.